Book the Sixth ~
The Ersatz Elevator
There is nothing to be found in these pages but misery, despair and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to read.

Within the chapters of this story, Violet, Kalus and Sunny Baudelaire encounter a darkened staircase, a red herring, three mysterious initials, a lair with an evil scheme, a secret passageway, and parsley soda.

with all due respect,

Lemony Snicket