It would appear that there are many foolhardy readers out there who
would like to read all thirteen terrible tales by Lemony Snicket.
Thank you for entering this cursed competition, but luckily for most of
you there can only be one winner.
Sincere apologies therefore to
from Surrey, whose name was drawn out of a very deep pit and who
will be sent an entire set of "A Series of Unfortunate Events" books.
For the sake of your future happiness Paul, we hope you lied about
your address.
With much misery,
Unfortunateevents.com